Pirates, Parrots, and Pining (oh my) by OptimisticDinosaur

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Summary
Remus Lupin, Captain of the pirate ship Werewolf, always has a plan. 

Granted, the number of times his plans succeed can be counted on a single hand (okay fine, if he’s being completely honest, could even be counted on Quartermaster Peter’s silver hook-for-a-hand), but the point is that careful planning and strategizing is an important part in any intelligent Captain’s toolbox. 

Sirius Black, Captain of the Black Dog, is making things up as he goes. Irritatingly, this seems to be working for him. 

Even more irritatingly, they keep winding up accidentally raiding the same ships. 

If Remus Lupin has to argue with that smug, handsome bastard one more time about whose turn it is to steal from Navy Captain Snape, he may just end up drowning the man. 

Or even worse, kissing him. 

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Pirates, Parrots, and Pining (oh my) by OptimisticDinosaur
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